Starting as low as $40/hr, I will pet your dog.
Look at your dog. Not only do they deserve more attention.
They deserve BETTER attention.
$40/hr. That's it. No hidden fees, no difficult-to-cancel-subscription.
For the price of a cup of coffee, you can give your dog a solid hour of rubs, scratches, and even verbal affection.
You're a good boy. Remind your dog you're a good boy. Pay me to pet them.
I also tell jokes but I'm way better at petting dogs.
Professional Dog Petting
And Stand Up Comedian