Starting as low as $40/hr, I will pet your dog.

Look at your dog. Not only do they deserve more attention.

They deserve BETTER attention.

$40/hr. That's it. No hidden fees, no difficult-to-cancel-subscription. 

For the price of a cup of coffee, you can give your dog a solid hour of rubs, scratches, and even verbal affection.

You're a good boy. Remind your dog you're a good boy. Pay me to pet them.

JORDAN CASNER

I also tell jokes but I'm way better at petting dogs.

Professional Dog Petting

And Stand Up Comedian